Undermoderated

This is what happens when shit gets unreal

Contact

If you feel the need to contact me, first answer this question:

Why do I feel the need to contact an anonymous stranger on the internet?

  • SOMEONE IS WRONG ON THE INTERNET AND IT IS YOU BUB!
  • I wish to have you link to my crappy web page so I can fellate you.
  • I am a Nigerian prince and I have an amazing offer for you to not to be refusing.
  • I am generally a very lonely person and I long for your validation of my existence.

If your reason is any of those or similar, then please don’t waste your, and more importantly my, time.

If however you wish to contact me for one of the following reasons:

  • I have more money than brains and wish to give you some! (money that is, not brains, ew)
  • I have some constructive, non-yelly, feedback for you about your site.
  • I recognize that you are a pretty great person and would like to tell you personally.

If you meet one or more of those criteria then you may send me an electronic mail message at undermoderated@gmail.com.

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