Who wrote all of this crap anyway?
- Nemo Scitis
This is what happens when shit gets unreal
If you feel the need to contact me, first answer this question:
Why do I feel the need to contact an anonymous stranger on the internet?
If your reason is any of those or similar, then please don’t waste your, and more importantly my, time.
If however you wish to contact me for one of the following reasons:
If you meet one or more of those criteria then you may send me an electronic mail message at email@example.com.